Kate Versus Octomom In A Cagematch.
What about Kate Gosselin versus the Octomom in a cage match to end all cage matches? After all, dethroning a champion is only an evolutionary step in the food chain of blogo and media supremacy. Buster did it to Mike in 90. Hulk did it to Andre (God bless the one and only Giant) in 87. Why not Kate vs Octomom? Octo was the media darling for what seemed like 84 years until she relinquished the throne to Kate once photos surfaced of Jon leaving a bar with ummm… nevermind. There’s a new queen in town. A new media darling of flashbulbs and front page fodder. A high octane mom with 8 and a disgruntled engineer (or motivational speaker) husband in tow. Wait! Octo has 14. So she technically has the edge. Strength in numbers is way overrated. Promoter Vince McMahon can tab the match as Lips vs Hair match. Nadya Suleman claims they are real. Kate’s seems to think her dew is in style. Either way I’m signing off. This is one PPV subscriber who will gladly save the $12.95 for reruns of the Alien trilogy or better yet Bob The Builder.
Move over, Jon & Kate: It’s Octomom Plus 14.
